A very very hip-happenin'-happy birthday to my dear wife Carey. 26 big ones today, so send her through the Spanking Machine if you see her.

As a bit of Birthday Fun, we spent the day at Laguna Beach yesterday, which was lovely. Very nice place, that Laguna Beach. If I weren't pressed for time at the moment, I'd go into details about picnicking on the beach, shell-finding in the tide pools, and strolling the art boutiques... but, I am, so I won't.
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And thanks to THE Steve Martin (gulp!) for sending in the latest title suggestion: Too Much Funk Can Hurt. Big fan, Steve. Hope you like it. Parental Guidance suggested.