*** Geek Alert: Miscellaneous chatter concerning boring computer stuff ahead. Be advised. ***

Today, at work, I was given a brand new G4 Mac. Life couldn't be sweeter. The processing power of about 20 Knight Industries Two-Thousand super computers under the hood. And, coolest of all, it comes loaded with OS X. Awesome. For those of you unfamiliar with Macs or with OS X, it's easily the coolest interface ever devised for a computer. It puts Windows XP to absolute shame. Everything is fully animated and interactive and... it's just fun to look at. Using my new G4 with OS X is like stepping into the next decade or something.

Hnnn, why can't my home computer be a Mac?
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Well, and some other great news. All new plateaus for JeremyBear.com, yessir. For those just tuning in, I'm conducting a very special experiment with my script-writing. In a nutshell, I beg, plead, coerce and cajole people to send in their title suggestions for quick one-page dramatic scripts. While I try to be clever and creative in turning people's titles into fun and clever little snippits, they usually end up somewhat abstract and more than a little strange. Thusfar, friends, relatives, and other acquaintances have been very good about sending in their suggestions, indulging my whimsy.

But, recently, I received a bona-fide script suggestion from someone I'd neither met nor heard of. Somebody who just happened to surf on in and thought it looked like fun. What's more, her title suggestion was really really good. So, without further ado, here's a title by a certain Ms. Heather Maxwell of the great state of North Carolina: Put On Your Cookie Pants.

Thanks, Heather. Hope the script is all you'd dreamed and more.

But wait! Because you're such a special, anonymous lady who has decided to take the plunge into the utterly sensical world of JB.com, I've decided to shower you with some valuable prizes! See? It pays to be a creative patron of the digital arts! Just ask Heather! Ms. Maxwell, just for you...

1) Full credit for coming up with the title! That's right, for as long as these scripts are archived, your name will rest beside that little beauty. Welcome to immortality!

2) Unlimited access to all content on JeremyBear.com! Just log on and surf's up, lamb-chop! Infinity and beyond are just a click away!

3) Your very own piece of original Jeremy Bear artwork! You read that correctly! Since I've been mastering my comic-art skills for the past decade and a half, I've decided to offer up a rendition of an old favorite... the Caped Crusader. That's right, Batman! Drawn by my very own hand, a gorgeous piece of aesthetic execution, just for you. To view your drawing, simply click here! (Wish I had more time to work on the picture, but, unfortunately, my hours are at a premium. Thanks for understanding!)

Well, that's all the energy I have for tonight. I'm off to bed.