Aargh, it's been several days and the Blog's been absent from my routine. Most of all, sorry to Jeff Rockwood, whose script is the latest creation. Bless that man, his doohickey is called Counter Productive and, while it's probably the most mundane of the many exciting titles Jeff sent over, it happened to catch my fancy the most. Bon Apetit!

As a side note, Jeff's been a dear friend for many years and it really is an honor to have his suggestion. The man's not without his own issues, though, I'm afraid... for, you see... Jeff is the sort of well-mannered, all-American young man you’d confidently entrust with your teenage daughter’s virtue, but you’d be wrong, Professor! Dead wrong. For Jeff is sex mad! He is a sex maniac! This Don Juan worships sex in all its forms. The zesty appetites of this Casanova, this leering Lothario, would exhaust even the most enthusiastic of Tantric love godesses. No man’s daughter is safe with Romeo Jeff Rockwood. Heed the warning!
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The New Year has brought many exciting twists and turns already, and not even a whole week in! I shall post them soon, but for now I'm off to bed.