Whoops.

Just received a call from command central - can't show box art for Future Tactics: The Uprising before the game's release. So, if you've already seen it... uh, try to wash the image from your brain or something.

In the meantime, I've replaced the homepage 'What's New' image from the box art to a preview shot from the big Graphic Novel-ish project I'm cooking up. The story deals with the Spanish Inquisition (thus my recent fixation with 15th century Spain). Pictured is one of the main characters (possibly the leading character... I dunno yet), Tomas de Torquemada, the most infamous of the Grand Inquisitors. Hope you dig.

posted by Jeremy Bear 5:46 PM

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Take heed, office donuts: this is war.

First, here's something that's been a long time coming. Pictured at the right is the fabled Playstation 2 game I've been yammering about. Clickety-click for an enlarged view. Whammo! (***Note: This image will be temporarily disabled pending the game's release.***)

It being mid-February and all, I thought it might be time to replace the Christmas card link on the homepage and this seemed as good a candidate as any. (Strangely, I'm still getting emails from folks just seeing it for the first time this week. There's still a link to it on my portfolio page. Just look for the picture of the black cat under the "Digital" section and enjoy the yuletide madness.)
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Listen up, donuts. I know your game.

Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Admit it. Your little sprinkles and your tasty glaze, you think you're so friggin' special. Just sitting there, pretty as a picture, in your faggoty pink pastry box, right there in the office kitchenette. "Eat me! Maybe just one! Maybe just a half! Kirk brought these in for everyone! It was a kind gesture! Aren't you hungry? Wouldn't I just hit the spot?"

No, donuts. No. As far as I'm concerned, you can go to hell.

I will not be broken by fattening pastry! It's been two weeks without sugar and I will persevere! I haven't felt this good in years, frankly, and I'm well rid of that tooth-rotting, jelly-bellying nuisance!

I will not be beaten.

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN.
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To celebrate the coming of their In Utero offspring, dear chums Gary and Jennie Underwood have set up a website. Pictures! Movie clips! Devotionals! Calendars of events! A 'blog!

If anyone needs a website, it's Gary Underwood. That man has far too much happening in his brain to not share the chaos with the world. Congratulations, Gar. And Jennie. And young, peanut-sized Allison, still chillin' umbilical-style.

Take a look and feel the love.
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More and more and more cool work happening all the time. Just finished a spot illustration for Toys 'R' Us. Hah.
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So, finally, at long last, it's over. After battle on battle on battle, I'm able to receive incoming calls on my cellphone. So, call away: 562-432-8370.

I won't go into the horrid drama that getting that phone number (which you might, if you're a client, recognize as my business line) ported into my cellphone turned out to be. Thankfully now, though, it works.

What this means to me and the dear folks I do my damndest to serve is that I can now take business calls throughout the entire week. Previously, I was really only available on Tuesdays and Fridays, but no more. Anytime, anywhere, any reason... give me a jingle.
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What else. Um. I'm currently driving the wife stark-staring buggo with all I've been finding out recently about 15th century Spain. It's become an obsession of sorts and it's all research for a big, sweeping story I'm going to write later this year.

And, of course, it'll all be illustrated. This will be an enormous job in every possible sense.

But, then, I can't remember the last time I've had this amount of passion for a single story.

More to come.
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Oh, God, I wish I could have a donut.

posted by Jeremy Bear 9:53 PM

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